CookieGirl

Sep 20

murricacanspanglemybanner:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

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fuck the system

Sep 20
Sep 19

quote I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has.

— Unknown (via stevenbong)
Sep 19

meladoodle:

breakdalaw95:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

wat is the grass supposed to do about it

oh yes grass run for your lives

Sep 18
awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

awwww-cute:

This has to be one of the cutest things ever

Sep 18

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

fuckyeahprongs:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

the 2nd gif is just great

I love how 10 years later and they’re still the exact same as their characters

Emma’s freaking out

Dan’s just like ‘put it back, pretend it didn’t happen’

And Rupert thinks it’s hilarious

Sep 18
theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

Sep 18

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

Aug 27

just-for-grins:

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

Aug 27
verticaliciouss:

preach

verticaliciouss:

preach